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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine In the spirit of reconciliation produced by this honest and honourable thread I'll answer some questions raised by the swarm:
Quote: Hey Jade / Star Fraction. You are a terrible, terrible pubbie. Your alliance is terrible and has never done anything of note.
Hello insects! While it might seem that way from the bottom of the anthill I assure you things are quite different in reality!
For example:
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF has actually won wars (on our own!)
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF has actually won wars against Goonswarm (also on our own!)
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF is richer and far more successful in the realm of industry
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF is far more stylish with much better posters!
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF have better ships, better FC's, better overall combat record
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF is bold and sexy in space! I have never seen a GS vessel outside of cyno jammed space that wasn't either a) running away or b) playing station dock games
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF has always done better in the alliance tournaments than the Swarm (okay that one wasn't that difficult) 
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF actually managed to beat BOB in a fair fight!
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF with roughly 100 members has been more consistently reported in the news, in EON, on random internet fansites than the Swarm's 5000 members! ouch!
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF with roughly 100 members managed to get me elected CSM president while the Swarm with 5000 members came a poor 4th.
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF roleplay terrorists and anarchist freedom fighters, GS roleplay "bees".
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF has continually mocked and disparaged the military capability of the Swarm while GF itself has never had the courage or ability to make war on us!
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF vessels are always available to be fired at by anyone with the guts to click "wardec" - GS vessels hide in cyno-jammed systems 99% of the time while flying in fleets of stronger entities for the remaining 1%.
Star Fraction vs Goonswarm. SF is based on a concept taken from a cool science fiction book of the 90s by Ken Mcloud. GS is based on a community of people that only know each other because they have all been conned into paying 10 dollars for access to a discussion forum!
oh man I'm lol'ing so hard at this
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Haargoth Agamar Hey those Star Fraction guys sound like a really elite pvp alliance. Are you recruiting?
Hi DARIUS!
yes, haargoth has been darius all along. how brilliant of you.
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:11:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Crawler Bee oh man I'm lol'ing so hard at this
And yet I don't see a rebuttal
your desperate attempts to prove your superiority in a video game is a rebuttal in and of itself.
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:12:00 -
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Originally by: Fraud Crawler
Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Crawler Bee oh man I'm lol'ing so hard at this
And yet I don't see a rebuttal
your desperate attempts to prove your superiority in a video game is a rebuttal in and of itself.
reminder that jade constantine basically just spent the last 30 minutes writing a post that is the equivalent of "my counter-strike team is better than yours"
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:29:00 -
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jade constantine when are you going to realize that "senior analyst" was a troll?
how can anyone be so dumb yet post so much?
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:33:00 -
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is there a CAOD record for "long continuous troll?" if so, i believe vinata has broken it
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:34:00 -
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Originally by: Vinata Actually it wasn't a troll. I am Chief Senior Analyst at EIIST, it is just that no one expected Jade to flip out like he did just because I have a fancy title.
please, end this. it's painful to watch
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Fraud Crawler
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.22 19:40:00 -
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Originally by: Jade Constantine
Originally by: Crawler Bee jade constantine when are you going to realize that "senior analyst" was a troll? how can anyone be so dumb yet post so much?
SENIOR ANALYST was not a troll. The Viva Pinata entity has residual "feelings" of individual pride in the title and that is evident from its somewhat desperate defense of fleeting personal esteem.
Still claiming the title SENIOR ANALYST and being capable of conducting analysis would seem two very different things 
ugh
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